Comments on: Best Bumper Stickers

By: paul

paul — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 06:32:47 +0000

I had a “Some Asshole Stole My Support Magnet” car magnet, and some asshole stole it.

By: Keith Brenton

Keith Brenton — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 23:34:26 +0000

“Would intelligent design have created you?”

- a friend on Facebook shared with others.

By: Michael Summers

Michael Summers — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 02:49:15 +0000

One I see at work: “On Judgment Day, you’ll wish your car had a Jesus sticker.”

Another bird-shooting story: I was shot one by the driver of a truck in Steubenville Ohio whose bumper sticker read: “Christians aren’t perfect, only forgiven.”

By: Keith Brenton

Keith Brenton — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 01:35:48 +0000

One I was reminded of tonight:

Large Type: “Jesus loves you.”
Small Type: “But then again, He loves everybody.”

By: Latimer Ramsey

Latimer Ramsey — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 00:50:11 +0000

In 1986, just after I was baptized, I was driving down a main street near our church. I pulled up behind a bumper sticker bearing car in the left turn lane. The sticker suggested, “Honk if you love Jesus”, which of course having recently baptized, I did. Smiling, I gently gave a little tap tap on my horn. Immediately the “Honk if you love Jesus” bumper stickered car driver shot me the bird. Which, by the way, is why I have never donned an icthus anywhere on my own car. You never know when you might accidently do something that might not reflect well on the Lord.

By: ee

ee — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 19:35:06 +0000

“sacred cows make the best hamburgers”; ” I do what the voices in my wife’s head tell me to”, “Life is full of peaks & valleys, & the peaks are greased” & ” America, Bless God”

By: ex-preacher

ex-preacher — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 20:24:57 +0000

“God was my co-pilot, but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him.”

By: Dee

Dee — Sat, 03 Oct 2009 01:14:13 +0000

I was about 8 months pregnant, and while driving on a Houston freeway, we saw a bumper sticker that said:

“Sex has no calories.”

My preacher husband laughed and said, “But it surely does make a lot of women fat.” No, I didn’t push him out of the car…yes, he did get a good supper…but he was also told he’d better not tell it from the pulpit!

By: Dustin

Dustin — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 19:46:44 +0000

“Who would Jesus bomb?”

By the way qb, I believe I saw you posted on a thread on 14ers.com a little while back.

By: qb

qb — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 18:41:20 +0000

Thanks for the reminder, there, Robert – I knew I forgot something, which was to sign that last post “dittohead qb” rather than just “qb.” Again, thanks.

penitent qb

By: Robert

Robert — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 18:20:06 +0000

“Warning: Watching Fox News may be harmful to your intellect.”

By: qb

qb — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 17:44:42 +0000

Oh, and this one:

“I hope he fails too, Rush!”

By: qb

qb — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 17:43:39 +0000

Ketih, LOLOLOLOLOLOL! qb

By: Billy

Billy — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 16:52:35 +0000

In Case of Rapture, can I have your car?

By: Ketih

Ketih — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 15:36:51 +0000

What if the Hokey Pokey IS what it’s all about?